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ms. amber b

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kiss and tell [15 Feb 2007|12:51am]
[ mood | chillin' ]

five years ago i met a boy on I-96.
(five years ago, nearly to the date)

his name was brian, he went by moe.
he drew me a catholic penquin to wish me a happy birthday on an h & r napkin.
i have that napkin somewhere.

today, i met up with moe again, this time off the blue line @ damen.
he took me to valentine dinner at club lucky.
i took him to the shit fountain and to clubfoot.
i bet him at tetris. he made me laugh a bunch.

it was a nice night.
and a nice kiss goodnight.


2 olives| *wink* *wink*

she swallowed her gum, and it made an impending bubble of doom in her stomach [15 Feb 2007|10:52pm]
[ mood | bored ]

the peter pan peanut butter in my cupboard, the one that i have eaten for nearly a month, has been recalled for posible salmonilla poisoning. i wonder if this has a direct correlation to my shit-fits over the last month.

in less than 24 hours, miss carolyn ann will be chillin' with me in chicago, i only wish i was able to freeze time and not be at work during her visit.

in 3 days i will be a quarter of a century old. also, in 3 days time, i will be bowling and drinking beer with friends, hooray!

i had a hot dog and velvetta shells and cheese for dinner. it was delicious.

grey's anatomy totally kicked my tear-duct's ass(es).

i think i might give up candy for lent, even though i am not a practicing catholic. two years ago i tried being a vegetarian for lent. it lasted 24 days. i ate chicken strips from max and erma's with ranch dressing, and it was all down hill from there...

it is a myth that if swallowed gum takes years to digest in one's body. turns out that our stomach doesn’t digest gum at all. since chewing gum is made out of soluble fiber, it passes right through with the rest of our poo. awesome!


4 olives| *wink* *wink*

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